so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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