I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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