had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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