are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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