But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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