i just had sex bonerless
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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