Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
We’re leaving where are you
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