she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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