I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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