i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I need a hoe opinion
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