Who did Billy Mays play for?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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