pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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