in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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