Do you still have your period?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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