bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
