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ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Ketchup is God's man juice
she told me i tasted like america
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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