And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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