Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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