umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Never underestimate the power of titties
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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