chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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