i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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