Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I think people are normalizing furries
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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