Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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