FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
