party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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