I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
