Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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