my soul wont recognize me after tonight
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Randomize
