I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Well I just put wine in my tea
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
