So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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