Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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