just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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