i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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