nut hugger
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He? As in you personified your dick?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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