Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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