So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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