Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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