Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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