I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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