dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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