I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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