It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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