i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
