I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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