i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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