At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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