Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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