I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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