I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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