just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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