if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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