Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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