belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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