If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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